:: Weth's ::
Summer Haiku Madness
Contest Series 09
Dearest Readers,
Weth would like to thank everyone who participated in Weth's Summer Haiku Madness Contest Series 2009! Weth’s Summer Haiku Madness Contest Series 2009!
Category - Stuff
Prize #1 - BMX decal
Winning Entry:
A shadow owl is
On my window to scare birds
This could scare much more.
(Lucky Reader Melanie M of Massachusetts)
Honorable Mentions:
BMX rocks, but
Please do not give this to me.
(I lied about rocks.)
(Wes C of California)
See the black on white,
Oh, be still my foolish heart
As I lust for you.
(Catherine DL of Massachusetts)
Bicycle races
Tour de France every July
No BMX race
(Andrew M of Pennsylvania)
Prize #2 - Cranium
Winning Entry
"Adult" life dulls me.
Neuroplastic synapses,
my desire. Help!
***
Cranium, the game
I coveted in Starbucks--
Could my dream come true?
(Lucky Reader Heidi M of Massachusetts)
Honorable Mentions
Will it fill my skull
With pulsatile gray matter,
Or nothing but clay?
(Chris P of Delaware)
This would be useful
at an upcoming Game Night!
(Who doesn't like it?)
(Wes C of California)
Professor Falken
How about a nice game of
Cranium instead?
(Susan B of New York)
This game sounds like fun
I can see how smart I am
Cranium me please!
(Andrew M of Pennsylvania)
Ah, sweet cranium,
Would that I could be as thee,
Playing in a box.
(Catherine DL of Massachusetts)
Cranium is fun
and my brains need exercise
but don't like to run.
(Jon L of Massachusetts)
Prize #3 - Special K Prize Pack
Winning Entry
special k way to
start the day, cereal or
ketamine woo hoo
(Lucky Reader Susan J of Parts Unknown)
Honorable Mentions
Special K Prize Pack,
I lust for your red and white
So pure, so sinful
(Catherine DL of Massachusetts)
Special K? Awesome.
How much ketamine is there
Inside of that bag?
(Susan B of New York)
Canvas bag addict.
I have a lot, some from Weth.
This one is "Special."
(Julie C of New York)
Not sure I should win
Life neither drab nor wretched
I married Debbi
(Andrew M of Pennsylvania)
L M N O P
What's so "special" about K ?
Kanvas bag, Kap, disK
(Hal C of New York)
Prize #4 - Yoga Beginner Kit
Winning Entry
Down Weth "Downward Dog"!
Let us less degrading be:
"Fat Butt In The Air".
(Lucky Reader Chris P of Delaware)
Honorable Mentions
Yoga, dear yoga,
Would purple align my heart
And my downward dog?
(Catherine DL of Massachusetts)
Need to learn yoga
I am fat and out of shape
This could change all that
***
Or we could use it
Instead of a red carpet
Feel like royalty
(Andrew M of Pennsylvania)
Yoga Beginners
Skit: "Who's teaching class today?"
"Hu." "That's what I asked!"
(Susan B of New York)
I'm no beginner
Last practiced with VHS
Time for DVD
(Julie C of New York)
oy ouch my back hurts
strap me up please downward dog
yoga is my thing
(Susan J of Parts Unknown)
The older I get
the more it hurts to get up.
Is yoga the key?
(Jon L of Massachusetts)
When drunk, I fall down.
Is yoga a way to help
keep me standing up?
(Bourbon SI of Parts Unknown)
Bend and stretch. Flex thy
tangled-banded mindful limbs.
Check out my sweet ass.
(Danielle D of Massachusetts)
The incompleteness
of categories marked "Stuff"
without this, is clear
(Wes C of California)