WETH’S SUMMER HAIKU MADNESS CONTEST SERIES 2010
OFFICIAL RULEZ

1. Weth’s Summer Haiku Madness Contest Series 2010 starts as soon as you see this and ends on 22 September 2010 at 11:09 PM EDT.

2. Entries must be in the form of a single, standard, 5-7-5 syllable haiku. Please direct your entries to winwithweth@verizon.net. You can probably also just walk up to Weth and hand your haiku to Weth on a piece of paper, if that’s convenient. Entrants may submit only one entry per week. If you submit an entry that isn’t a haiku, Weth will likely criticize and mock your entry attempt. If you submit more than one entry per week, Weth may just start to ignore all your entries.

3. On a roughly weekly time period, Weth will choose one or more Potential Winning Entries from the pool of all entries received to date. Each Potential Winning Entrant will be offered a prize or choice of prizes. If the Potential Winning Entrant accepts the prize or prizes offered, then the Winning Entry will be published below and the prize conveyed to the Winning Entrant.

4. Entrants may win more than once over the course of the Contest Series. Weth reserves the right to whine about the high cost of shipping things, and may encourage folks to procure Prizes from Weth directly.

5. Void where prohibited. Please don’t go be a fool and win a prize, hurt yourself using that prize, and then go and sue Weth for some kind of negligence. Life is to short to engage in that kind of pettiness, isn’t it?